[solved]How to make Fruit Cake with whiskey - Real men's christmas food.

Read this for a perfect evening

Christmas Fruit-cake:

Ingredients:
0.5 litres of flour
4 Eggs
0.2 litres of dried fruit
1 teaspoon of salt
100 grams of sugar
150 grams of nuts
2 Litres of whisky
100 grams of butter

Procedure:

1.Find a medium sized bowl.
2.Taste the Whiskey to ensure it is good quality.
- Preferably pour it into a glass to enhance the taste . . .
3.Repeat step 2.
4.Turn on the blender.
5.Mix the butter and sugar together.
6.Ensure the Whiskey is still alright by drinking another glass.
7.Thurn offf the Bllender again.
8.Find 2 Chickens from somewhere, and throw them down the bowl as well, together with the fried druit.
9.Thurnn on thhe Bllenderr aagin.
10. Iff the dryied fruitt ghets stuckk inn tha bowll, dig itt ouht wiith a spoon.
11. Thastee tthe Whisskeiy aggaiin, its immportannt it iss of highh qhuality.
12...Nooow you arre supppossed to doh sometthin with tha salt I thinnkk.
13. It iss nnot rellyy immp... import... importannt anyway *Hick*
14. Chheckkk thea Whisssky oncee morrre...
15. Blennddd the nuttss... orr whattver iis nearrby.
16. Turrnn on theee oven.
17.Twist th bohwlll 220 degreeesss. Rememmberr *Hicck* to tuhrn of tha bllleender aggaiin.
18. Trow thee bohwl oaut offf the windoow and drink allllll the whissky.

Nao, go too bedd, noobody wannts too eat fruuiitt ccakke anyhwayh *hiick*

Merry Christmas to all

lol I never made it past step 3.

Hahaha, funny one
Something similar happened to me, waiting for people who were 2 hours late, I sipped 1L XD I have no recall of that night, just what other people told me (apparently I wasn't very friendly that evening) :S

oh yeah - a real recipe!