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Jokes Jokes Jokes!!
by [PDE]Kokomaaab Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:06 pm
This is where you can tell us some jokes
P.S. No racist or offensive jokes to other countries, races, religions!
There were 3 guys
1. ''My grandpa is the tallest man, he could reach the 300st floor!''
2. ''No, mine could reach the clouds!''
3. ''Hey 2, while your grandpa was at clouds he could touch something soft, couldn't he?''
2. ''Hell yea!''
3. '' Ehh, it was my grandpa's balls..''
Note: Sometimes you can read a joke and u say what a lame one, but this depends on the County's humor, where the joke has come from, its not always that bad, its just you cant think the same way another country does. Its a strange thing..
P.S. No racist or offensive jokes to other countries, races, religions!
There were 3 guys
1. ''My grandpa is the tallest man, he could reach the 300st floor!''
2. ''No, mine could reach the clouds!''
3. ''Hey 2, while your grandpa was at clouds he could touch something soft, couldn't he?''
2. ''Hell yea!''
3. '' Ehh, it was my grandpa's balls..''
Note: Sometimes you can read a joke and u say what a lame one, but this depends on the County's humor, where the joke has come from, its not always that bad, its just you cant think the same way another country does. Its a strange thing..
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Re: Jokes Jokes Jokes!!
by [PDE]capartt Thu Jun 02, 2011 12:21 am
How to find your flix name:
First name: The name of your 1st cat (or dog if you didnt have a cat)
Last name: The name of the first street you lived on
Mines Zoe-Pond, some examples of people i know, Stormy Buns, JoJo Floud, and domino Mitchael.
It works about 90% of the time.
First name: The name of your 1st cat (or dog if you didnt have a cat)
Last name: The name of the first street you lived on
Mines Zoe-Pond, some examples of people i know, Stormy Buns, JoJo Floud, and domino Mitchael.
It works about 90% of the time.
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Re: Jokes Jokes Jokes!!
by [PDE]Savage3X Thu Jun 02, 2011 12:59 am
[PDE]KokomabeZOo wrote:Ehh, it was my grandpa's balls...
hahahahahaa
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Re: Jokes Jokes Jokes!!
by Pein Thu Jun 02, 2011 3:27 am
i love yo momma jokes! (hope they are not offensive)
yo momma is so fat She can't even jump to a conclusion!
yo momma is so fat wen she steped on the scale it said:"to be continued"
yo momma so fat she needs 26 watches, one for every time zone!
this ones a bit dirty:
A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road. The frog pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll stay with you for a week". The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog in his pocket.
A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll give you great sex for a week". The programmer nods and puts the frog back in his pocket.
A few minutes later, "Turn me back into a princess and I'll give you great sex for a whole year!". The programmer smiles and walks on.
Finally, the frog says, "What's wrong with you? I've promised you great sex for a year from a beautiful princess and you won't even kiss a frog?"
"I'm a programmer," he replies. "I don't have time for sex.... But a talking frog is pretty neat."
Hope you enjoyed!
yo momma is so fat She can't even jump to a conclusion!
yo momma is so fat wen she steped on the scale it said:"to be continued"
yo momma so fat she needs 26 watches, one for every time zone!
this ones a bit dirty:
A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road. The frog pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll stay with you for a week". The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog in his pocket.
A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll give you great sex for a week". The programmer nods and puts the frog back in his pocket.
A few minutes later, "Turn me back into a princess and I'll give you great sex for a whole year!". The programmer smiles and walks on.
Finally, the frog says, "What's wrong with you? I've promised you great sex for a year from a beautiful princess and you won't even kiss a frog?"
"I'm a programmer," he replies. "I don't have time for sex.... But a talking frog is pretty neat."
Hope you enjoyed!
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